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I Love You Like A Mushroom Loves a Dying Corpse! And that is a lot!

Life is F***ing relentless. It just keeps happening. Let everyone one know life's got ya down with this strange illustration of a crab smoking a cigaret.

This birthday design features the text "Have A Badass Birthday" with an illustration of a sassy, cool cat. Perfect for birthday cards, happy birthday quotes, birthday gifts, punk birthday, cool cat, cool cat birthday, punk cat, cat lover, and badass birthday!

Otters are really out of this world cute, and they are ready to explore the wonders of outer space! Wish your little astronaut an otter this world birthday with this cute, outer space, otter birthday card!

Wish your loved one a happy birthday and let them know Satan is pleased with this funny floral birthday card. This goth birthday card features illustrations of black and white roses, a mysterious eye and the phrase "Happy Birthday Satan Is Pleased With Your Progress.

Introducing our quirky and playful "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card, designed for those who dare to stand out from the crowd and embrace their wild and whimsical side. This one-of-a-kind design encapsulates the myth and mystery of the legendary Sasquatch, blending it with a bold and cheeky message that demands attention. With bold and striking illustration, this card is bound to make a statement. Our "Kiss My Sasquatch" greeting card is perfect for those who love to bring a touch of humor and adventure to their everyday life. Embrace the hidden within and show the world your playful spirit with this unique and whimsical card that will leave everyone wondering, "What other surprises does this Sasquatch hold?" Spread smiles and lighten moods with this captivating and unforgettable card that is sure to be a favorite among curious and free-spirited individuals.

Embrace the lighthearted side of Valentine's Day with cookies that are cheekier than your average sweet treat. Whether you're celebrating with your significant other or enjoying some self-love, this card is the perfect way to spread laughter and spark conversations. Designed with a touch of humor, it's a delectable delight that's bound to bring a smile to everyone's face. So, embrace your sweet tooth and treat yourself or your loved ones to the delectably fun "Valentine's Peen Cookies" card, and let the festivities begin!

The design features a delightful depiction of a lovable Kawaii Bigfoot, complete with oversized round eyes, blushing cheeks, and charming rosy cheeks. The endearing character is surrounded by uplifting text that reads "I Believe in You." This powerful statement serves as a reminder to embrace our own unique abilities and have faith in our potential, just like the mythical Bigfoot who navigates through life unseen. With its delightful blend of cuteness and inspiration, this card is a perfect choice for those who want to make a bold statement while spreading positivity and encouragement to those who receive it. It serves as a symbol of belief in oneself and in others, reminding the recipient that anything is possible. Let this card inspire you to chase your dreams and remind others of their inherent power and worth, all while looking utterly adorable.

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh shirt is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

Hermit tarot card for the modern age. A true new age hermit- sitting in bed with their laptop, cat and Netflix - sun in and sun out. Never bother to see the light of day with this tarot card prediction!

Hey baby, how about we skip the date and go straight to my place~ A perfect valentine design for those who want to skip the date and get straight to the good stuff!

Death comes for us all... Especially when you're on your last life. Which is why you should cherish what time you have before reaper comes knocking at your door.

You Are My Precious! Show your partner how much you love them, more than Smagol/gollum loves the one ring!

Are you sick of couples on Valentines smooching and cuddling? Are you immune to the love that is in he air? Are you just sick of everybody loving a holiday invented by greeting card companies? Than this is the design for you!

Behold! Your one true love, it's obviously some kind of ancient treasure deep within a dungeon -- but what's this... you've found a beholder! Crap, we better get going! For true lovers of DnD and romantics.

Mo' Bells Mo' Problems. The as soon as you pay off one loan Tom Nook is there to set you up with another. Whether you love him or hate him Tom Nook will end up with all your bells in the end.

Pull Out Game Strong AF! For tarot.... just tarot. If you are into tarot cards, whether that be doing readings for yourself or others, this cheeky design is sure to get a few laughs - even if a bad card is pulled!

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

The best things in life are free, and orgasms are one of lives greatest simple pleasures. Celebrate your favorite lover with this cheeky thanks for the orgasm design, because they are sacred.

Does your special someone prefer a sushi date rather than a box of chocolates? And of course they like it raw (I MEAN SASHIMI OBVIOUSLY)! foodie gifts foodies sushi rolls sushi patterns japanese food sushi cute nigiri sashimi sushi fan sushi gifts hearts candy heart valentines card valentines day valentine food valentine food lovey love valentines cards sushi dinner raw like it raw heart box box of chocolates valentines valentines day funny valentines day so i heard you like it raw?

That is one beefy boi! You only get this kind of body by eating the FINEST of trash. Buff and Trashy is the life for me.

Bah humbug! Krampus sure is a grumpy one right now, as he wasn't able to punish those pesky kids, poor guy. Show off your love of the Christmas season with this Krampus grumpy design!

...Are you SURE you're not one of the bad guys? Mmm, okay, we believe you...for now... We'll just wait for a call from Jerry!

Feminist Elves Against the One Ring (and men screwing it up again). We love the powerful women in Lord of the Rings, Tauriel, Galdriel, Arwen, etc., and honestly, they probably wouldn't have majorly f***ed up Middle Earth if they had it. Female power! Show off your feminist, elvish, sass with this design!

I'm a mother, I don't have time for the patriarchy. This feminist mom is a mother against misogyny. She isn't gonna stand for any patriarchal bullshit. Feminist mothers unite and fight for all women.

Mermaids against Dystopia. Help fight the mermaids against a dystopian future and rock your solar punk vibes with this retro tattoo style, mermaid, solar punk inspired design.

Don't let this trash baby fool you, he's magical too! Unicorns might be all the rage, but raccoons are forever.

Barack Obama personally thanked Japan for anime on behalf of weeaboos and otaku everywhere. Now you can wear the President of the United States on a pastel pink anime baby t shirt because Obama probably desires to be kawaii and the star of a shoujo manga. He is the ultimate senpai after all.

To get through life, one should always try to approach things with tranquility. Be graceful and gentle.

It would make me the happiest mothman in the world if you were to commit atrocities with me, valentine! I don't think I could continue to commit crimes against humanity without you.

It would make me the happiest mothman in the world if you were to commit atrocities with me, valentine! I don't think I could continue to commit crimes against humanity without you.